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For a brief moment I thought I was being raptured… then I realized it was just gas…
Number 1 worst place to live next to during the rapture: Airports.
I made it.
I’m driving so slow the bug on my windshield got bored and flew off.
Life Lesson #378: Being nude = Good. Ironing clothes = Good. …Doing both together = Bad.
"...like, a funny one."
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